What do we do?
We do many things, most of them rude. But most notably we do nothing. We find landmines. Oh dear. |
Cecil Cornelius Brown - is in retirement, having fallen out of a loft hatch on a servaillance mission in Estonia. "
Mr Figgins - is in semi retirement, he still uses his espionage skills to spy on Mrs Henderson across the street. He's done well so far as she hasn't a clue. Mind you that may be due to the fact she is eighty and dead..
We are soon to venture on an intelligence gathering trip in the far reaches of Runcorn. We have been informed that there may be a factory producing smorgesbord for the masses. It must be stopped. |
Notifying visitors of our mental illnesses.
Cecil and Figgins are both case studies for how to behave amongst the general public. Their general philosophy is that cheese is better than Spiderman's webby stuff and that you can win any argument by producing a jar full of shaven monkey scrotums. Sadly, the rest of the world are yet to be elightened, resulting in a dissapointing reaction to the approach of covering hotel skylights in wagon wheel middles. (the marshmallow bit)
Unlike George "Dubya" Bush We care
The Sperm has a commitment to the enviroment and the bluey green planety thing we live on and wizz around on weeeeeee!
After all our missions we tidy up all the mess, whether it be a discarded joint, a severed limb or just your standard car wreck. So don't be a Texan oil funded president of the USA and help us live a little longer, cough cough |
Mr Figgins tries to look innocent after hacking into a server and destroying a lot of websites (although carefully protecting the porn)
Hello, My name is Bob and I am a random peice of writing. I may have no real purpose but I enjoy doing it. So come on! join the fun and be random
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