To report anything you want investigated, email Mr Figgins
mr_figgins@hotmail.com

Payment should be send in unmarked notes to;
The Shed,
Big Green Field,
Middle of fecking nowhere,
Look for the drunk mexicans and the B-52,
England

To organise a hit contact Cecil
neilsen28@hotmail.com
Pot noodles or money for beer should be sent to;
www.oxfam.com

Remember: it's important not to believe the contents of this site.
It's all made up,
If you have any complaints or enquieries
mail mr_figgins@hotmail.com
(the Name is Andy Actually)