Our goals
At Sperm we don't like certain things.
1. War, and people getting hurt
2. Seeing the world killed off so that the richest people can get richer.
3. Working for most of our lives to be able to live.
4. Living just to be able to go to work
5. Beef and onion crisps

Our methods
We have a large network of friends who participate in Carefull Rebelious Acts of Protest so to thank the friends who've done some wonderful CRAPs
here goes

Absteramaramamasturbationfishcauliflowercheeseheadpuddlebiscuitchickenblowjobfuckit. for her services to laughter, alcohol and mad conversations

Hammond. For his services to talking bollox and being nice to big dragons

To Squeak and Bubble for their organised madness and pokings

To Gricey for all the dirty pics he has sent us! you make my day!

Mr Johnstone. for services to extreme bollox talking and his job as scouse ambassador to the Sperm.

Mr Catchpole for his likeness to professor wheeto

Loz (the girl)- for having a boy's name, so we never know which one has stolen the biscuits. and for being a moaning cow that refuses to shut up until she gets put on other peoples sites. We love her really.... in the bottom

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